"The Grand Budapest, a picturesque, elaborate, and once widely celebrated establishment. I expect some of you will know it."
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson
my anaconda definitely don’t
This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “
A lot of people could learn from this.
^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
do people on tumblr even know there’s shit going on in ukraine?
like over here that was pretty big in the news (esp w/the dutch airplane that crashed) but i’ve not seen a single word about it on tumblr
and i support ferguson’s fight and recognise the gaza conflict’s importance, but it’s so weird when i see those two battles on my dash 24/7 with statements of ‘never forget’ and ‘don’t let this go down in history’
while there’s 10000000 battles and wars and protests and crimes against humanity that the usa have nothing to do with that are completely disregarded
in the netherlands we don’t say “i love you”, we say “neuken in de keuken” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my life and i would do anything for you” and i think that’s beautiful
i was at an event the other day for international students in the netherlands who wanted to meet dutch people
there was this one scottish guy who sort of awkwardly asked if he could say something he’d learnt in dutch. apparently his friend had said this was how the dutch greeted each other, but hadn’t said exactly what it meant.
the guy went on to explain that when he had tried saying this particular phrase to dutch people, they looked at him as if he’d either spoken jibberish or said something vulgar.
the phrase was ‘neuken in de keuken’
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.